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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell which is the head nurse? The one with the dirty knees."
Next Joke
"What did the chicken say before laying an egg? Yahoo. There goes my baby."
"Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"
"What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall? Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)"
"My 6 year old wrote a knock, knock joke today. It My son: knock, knock Me: who's there My son: Nobody Me: Nobody who? My son: penis"
"What do you call an Egyptian butt? A sphinxter"
"Watching cartoons with my son is awesome except for all the commercials & now his Christmas list has 26,724 things on it. Shit."
"I've just got my own valet and found people treat you completely differently. He's opened a lot of doors for me."
"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop."
"Did you haer about the dyslexic insomniac atheist? He would spend all night long awake thinking about whether or not there was a dog."