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Joke of the Day

"Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

"I bought an iPod from El Chapo... But now I have to keep jailbreaking it."

"What did one fish say to the other during the race? I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!"

"Why don't black people dream? The last person that said ""i had a dream"" got shot"

"Can you cover for me/ I missed my shift."

"My wife with a hearing aid died RIP headphone users"

"What is the difference between 2 dicks, and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"damn girl are you my old Gamecube? because for some reason i cant turn you on anymore but we used to have alot of fun"

"Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!"

"My spirit animal is a tapeworm."