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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Egyptian butt? A sphinxter"
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"I get carried away sometimes. Because I refuse to leave."
"[Warning: Dad joke] What is a dog's favorite Christmas song? Fleas Navidad"
"Sometimes it's hard to nap at work. Like, when the boss is standing beside you or when you don't have a job."
"Just because I'm Irish doesn't mean I am always drunk. It means I always want to be."
"So I says to him I says, Rectum!? Damn near killed him!"
"Did you hear about the magician who became a farmer? ...he was driving his tractor down the road, and suddenly, he turned into a field."
"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist"
"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she didn't see that well."
"On dating sites, some of the options for 'body type' should be, 'Vending machine', 'deformed walrus' and 'pudding in garbage bag'."