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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Egyptian butt? A sphinxter"
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"Why was the daybreak sad? Because it was in morning."
"What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services? 9-1-1"
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"2 peanuts are walking in the park. One is assaulted."
"Old, but gold A woman goes to the market. She says to the greengrocer: ""I would like to purchase a cucumber"" The vendor answers: ""Buy two, so you can eat one"""
"A little girl says to her mother, ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when i grow up"" Her mother replies, ""Well pick one, Honey. You can't do both."""
"What do comedians put outside their house on Halloween? 'Pun-kins'"
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"I'm unsure how I feel about my new mirror... ...I just haven't had time to reflect yet. www.ChippedBeefOnToast.com"