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Joke of the Day
"I hope you like double meat, because Putin is about to go HAM on Turkey"
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"What's the best about dead childrens jokes? They never get old."
"I don't know. ""Your goose is cooked"" seems like a positive. Like someone saying, ""Hey, dinner's ready. We're having goose."""
"I'm shopping for groceries in an unfamiliar store and now I know how old people feel when they try to use a smartphone."
"Sideburns of Reddit, I mustache you a question Not really. I just came here to... *bust your chops.* \*snickers maniacally\*"
"i make a point never to repeat gossip... (pause) so listen the first time!"
"When my wife starts to sing.... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it is going to about 7 episodes."
"You ever notice when it comes to blow up dolls... They're always so surprised to see us"
"What's the difference between a fox and a dog? About 7 beers."