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Joke of the Day
"What did the chicken say before laying an egg? Yahoo. There goes my baby."
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"Why does the Egyptian god Ra own every Periodic Table? Because his name is on them."
"I love that we're a nation of diversity: a black president, a white vice president, and an orange speaker of the house. #SOTU"
"Jesus take the wheel... Carlos, you take the stereo. I'll take look out"
"Someone you don't care about just listened to a song you don't like on Spotify!"
"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"
"Hope they send us home early; I'm not sure how much longer I can pretend to work today."
"What do blacks and apples have in common? If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt."
"Why would you go to a psychiatrist? When you can just kill yourself"
"Why is your shit tapered? So your asshole don't slam shut."