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Joke of the Day

"What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty"

"One. How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?"

"Cop: Where were you at the time of the murder? Me: I'd trapped myself in a Tupperware container Cop: Damn, that's an air tight alibi"

"I hope the person who knocked repeatedly on the bathroom door knows I took longer on purpose."

"""I see,"" said the blind man, pissing into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""

"Here's a knock knock joke about the guy with no arms"

"What did one coconut say to the other? Oh my god a talking coconut!"

"Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!"

"TIL: To never trust a fart."

"You can only enjoy Lord of the Rings if you're taking heroin... It's called high fantasy."