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Joke of the Day
"Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!"
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"Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do."
"What did the tv get for Christmas? Replaced"
"So my neighbor asked me to fix her sink She's obviously never seen a porno because it's been an hour and I'm still fixing the damn sink"
"Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said ""don't walk""."
"There is a guy at my job who wears a turban... ...I wonder if he has ever called in Sikh to work?"
"Why is Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement"
"""There are only 2 four letter words that are offensive to me - Don't and Stop.....unless they are used together..."""
"Whatever doesn't kill you TRIED TO KILL YOU!"
"2 Fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other, ""Hey who's driving this thing?"""