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Joke of the Day
"Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!"
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"They only arrested Justin Bieber cause he's black."
"""Why?""- existential owl"
"Hey Green Bay - what are you packing? Meat? Fudge? Of course, if it's heat, my sincere apologies."
"Men statistically have larger brains than women, which is why men are usually smarter and elephants rule us all from their laser-hovercraft"
"What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive? Popeye fucking smacked him one."
"Me: I only wanted a little mayo! I can't eat this! Him: Does it matter that much? Me: Well, would you like me to stab you a little or a lot?"
"How is /r/jokes like sex? I don't get it."
"What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed? Hummuside"
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator."