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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Where were you at the time of the murder? Me: I'd trapped myself in a Tupperware container Cop: Damn, that's an air tight alibi"

"You're so beautiful Sometimes I have to photoshop you to make you look less attractive! - Zach Anner"

"Why don't people like talking about herpes? It's a sore subject."

"What is the difference between an egg and a redditor? Eggs get laid at least once."

"Did you guys hear about the CEO of Reddit? I heard he's a great guy."

"KNOCK KNOCK... POLICE.... POLICE WHO? Well I won't fall for that one again..."

"*decides to go on a diet* *smokes weed* *eats a horse*"

"What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope? HUBBLE HUBBLE!"

"YikYak Trivia Crack give the dog a bone... How could I ever shit without my phone?"

"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" ""L.A."" ""L.A. who?"" ""L.A. who Akbar!"""