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Joke of the Day
"One. How many time travelers does it take to ruin a joke?"
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"Damn you, Autocorrect ! Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ? You are the banner of my existence."
"[hospital] Looks like ur Vine went viral. ""Yay!"" Sorry ur VEIN went viral...you have a fatal blood disease. ""So waitmy Vine didn't go viral?"""
"What did Stephen Hawking Say when his computer crashed? Nothing"
"What's the definition of a Wookiee? Someone who doesn't have any expewience"
"Why do Jews not support arranged marriages? Because the Torah doesn't allow ""force kin""."
"My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge."
"If smoking weed ruins your short term memory... ...then what does smoking weed do?"