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Joke of the Day
"TIL: To never trust a fart."
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"I feel so bad when I see a woman wearing a shirt that says GAP on it. (OC) I want tell them, ""You're so much more than that!"""
"What do a short-sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."
"Met a girl named Gravity She was down to earth..."
"Bernie Sanders to ban Oral sex if he becomes president.... ""It's the only way I can get reddit to stop sucking my dick"" - he said."
"How do you cut the Roman empire in half? You use a pair of Caesars"
"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""
"The hardest part of getting a girls phone number is working up the courage to go through her trash and get it."
"My 4-year-old is playing doctor with her baby dolls. She walked by a minute ago holding just a leg. Surgery didn't go well."
"How do you get a frog out of a paper bag? Ripit"