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Joke of the Day

"Woke up to find a cruise ship parked right outside my hotel window. well if you think this is going to make me put on clothes you're wrong."

"Every year I work my ass off to get the kids what they want for Christmas but then That fat bearded bastard gets all the credit. Mind you, It's my fault I married her."

"Contrary to popular belief, the best lubricant for anal sex is not tears. It's blood"

"What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN"

"A Completely Original Joke Oops, I forgot it son-of-a-b***h..!!!"

"What would be a good title for an Indian porno? Thank You, Cum Again"

"My friend took me to a twilight fencing class. I couldn't really see the point."

"What do you call a man who can't stand? Neal"

"What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? Autosexual."

"Katherine lost both her arms in an accident. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Katherine."