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Joke of the Day
"What is Nemo's favorite drink? Nemonade"
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"How did the Latino girl get pregnant Her teacher told her to do an essay"
"There once was a man named Dave. He kept a dead whore in a cave. He said ""what the hell, You get used to the smell, And think of the money you save!"""
"Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies? Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)"
"You know how I know we are gonna have sex? I'm stronger than you!"
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