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"How did the Latino girl get pregnant Her teacher told her to do an essay"
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"How do spies eat their waffles? Syruptitiously!"
"It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don't accept your friend request."
"I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist."
"I'm not sure if I have constipation or diarrhoea. I'll find out by a process of elimination."
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"What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !"
"You know what's gay? Two men having sex. Whats gayer than two men having sex? Three gay men having sex. What's even gayer? An infinite number of gay men having sex."
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"What a gay spermatozoide says to an other gay sermatozoide ? Damn dude i can't See anything through all That Shit."