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Joke of the Day

"Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies? Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)"

"What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, ""Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?"" ""Not-a-Yeti"""

"Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!"

"""Daddy, why is it dark at night?"" It gives the ghosts and zombies a time to run around and collect little kids. Goodnight, hunny."

"WORM: Why do caterpillars think they are better than us? OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*"

"I've always wanted to buy 2 coffees, take them to a crime scene & while handing 1 to the officer in charge ask, ""So, what do we have here?"""

"Did you hear about the girl who gave out handjobs to electricians, plumbers, mechanic, you name it? She was a right Jack off all trades."

"What's the definition of an african-american? Proof that skunks and monkeys fuck."

"What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year? He made them Batman."

"She called and said she didn't have anywhere else to go, so I agreed with her."