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Joke of the Day
"Why did 10 die? 10 was in the middle of 9/11"
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"Girl you are like a fine oriental rug... ...you'd look great on hardwood."
"[Last Supper] Jesus:""We need 13 chairs please"" Judas:""But chairs don't fall into common usage until the 16th century AD"" Jesus:""AD?"""
"Sorry, my dog ate your text message."
"Women claim men are dogs but remember if you feed a dog his favorite food all the time, he will never leave home."
"My girlfriend calls me Duracell Because I last up to 10 times longer"
"What do you call a brain dead Swede? A vegetable.."
"Why is hay so unreliable? It keeps baleing"
"Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund."
"What did the gay guy say to his straight friend? I bet you kiss girls faggot."