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Joke of the Day
"My lovelife is like a ferrari. I can't afford it."
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"How is useless meat around vagina called?.. ... women."
"I once dated a girl who got in a car accident and lost her whole left side. Shes all right now."
"If You're Having Vocal Problems... ...I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but my pitch ain't one. I apologize in advance."
"FOR THE LAST TIME, MY EYES ARE UP HERE I yelled at my gynecologist"
"What do single people call Valentine's Day? Independence Day"
"I'm really good at telling old jokes, and fixing fences... I guess I'm just good at reposting"
"Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot."
"I got stuck in a shop the other day... ... because when I went to walk outside there was a sign saying the street was closed."
"*In the elevator* Guy: Good morning ladies. You two going down? Me: No. We're just friends Guy: ...."