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Joke of the Day

"NSFW How is a female cyclist like a prostitute? They both peddle pussy!"

"I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans."

"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday It was mighty kind of them, but they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""

"What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table."

"I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my wife and my dog. The dog gets it."

"What's six foot three, black, and won an Independent Spirit Award for Best Male Lead in To Sleep with Anger Danny Glover."

"What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!"

"They told me to get help when I was suicidal. My guy was terrible-- he wouldn't even pull the trigger!"

"Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say ""I'm affordable"" instead of ""I'm adorable"". Stop embarrassing me."

"I make a mean sandwich. The key is to use racist cheese."