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Joke of the Day

"What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table."

"Yo mama is so stupid She thought the Hardy-Littlewood inequality was a theorem relating dick sizes."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down a chimney."

"Whats the greediest nut? a cashjew"

"I do it doggy style... as in I spin around three times before I sit on the toilet."

"What did the black hole say to the Catholic priest? ""I'm sorry, father. I'm rather critical of mass."""

"Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes teacher-one two three four five six seven eight nine ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack Queen King."

"[slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me] i am also free that day."

"With the election coming close, I trust Bill Clinton the most... He always picked someone other than Hillary, so I will too."

"The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door."