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Joke of the Day

"What's six foot three, black, and won an Independent Spirit Award for Best Male Lead in To Sleep with Anger Danny Glover."

"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."

"""Ejaculate"" shouldn't just be strictly a sexual term. I should be able to ""ejaculate"" out of a restaurant (leave quickly)."

"Vampires love tea... A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says ""I thought you only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea""!"

"Roses are red Violeta are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I"

"What is the wettest animal in the forest? The raindeer."

"Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke? [Removed]"

"Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator? Because they all add up!"

"Premature ejaculators are like Christians They are all waiting for resurrection and second coming."

"Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date!"