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Joke of the Day
"I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans."
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"Welcome to twitter, the support group for people who like people who don't like people."
"Give a man a jacket He will be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket, he will never leave the house."
"What did the CEO of Reddit say to its users [Edit] Nothing"
"How do you know shes the one? Because she Gives you a blowjobs even when she's dead."
"Chuck Norris can tell you that he likes Dr. Pepper... with a straight face."
"It's hard to find a good woman . * Smart * Sexy * Single * Sane Pick three"
"Why was the band late to their gig? Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys."
"Albert Einstein just finished his theory about space. Its about time too"
"Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."