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Joke of the Day
"A six sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon. The bartender says, ""What the heck's a gon?"""
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"man and his girlfriend Girlfriend : I longer fit in this dress. man: May be dress shrunk after washing it. Oh ,wait a minute , Jim is calling ."
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"If by ""fetching"" you mean ""looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog"" then yes I look fetching."
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"I have sensitive teeth..... And I'm afraid I'll say something to hurt their fillings."