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Joke of the Day
"I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my wife and my dog. The dog gets it."
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"My love is like a candle... Because if you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground."
"What do sperm and politicians have in common? About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human."
"The reason God calls all of us his children is so he can claim us all as dependents."
"Boy the things I did to that tirimisu were obscene! It was sort of embarrassing when they asked me to go back to my own table though."
"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey"
"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks"
"Hip,hop da hippie, hip hip ya hop don't stop the drop da bang bang boogie.... I'm Drunk"
"What do you call a preacher with an erection? A firm believer"
"Do you know how long it's been since I've had an erection? About 8 inches."