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Joke of the Day
"Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama? Eggs-aisle."
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"Just pressed a picture of my new Corvette against the glass of the shark tank at the aquarium & said ""You guys ain't shit."""
"My Father Was An Artist My father was an artist. He had an *amazing* stroke. That's how he died....."
"Why dont bicycles pedal backwards??? Because than it would be REcycling"
"What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear? Just a pair 'a normal pants."
"Congratulation on the new baby, from your family... except from me because I don't really care."
"A whale is having a conversation with its son. Son: ""Hey Dad, where did I come from?"" Dad: ""From my dick, son"" Son: ""Uhhh, thanks?"" Dad: ""You're whalecum"""
"Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor."
"[invasion] *aircrafts dropping from the sky *explosions everywhere *mass hysteria Me scrolling phone: Where was that alien invader gif?"
"What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? I haven't seen you for a year!"