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Joke of the Day

"*Interrogation room w/ murderer* I'd start talking, my partner isn't so nice... *From under the table I raise a puppet dressed as a cop*"

"What did the lumberjack say to the trees? Run, Forest, run!"

"What do you call a cheat sheet you use for a Philosophy test? A Nietzsche-t sheet!"

"Laughter really is the best medicine... Except for diarrhea."

"What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see? Coffin"

"I don't mind going to work. It's that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me."

"I have a friend called Rick that was recently turned into cotton... we have to call him Threadrick now. I thought of this joke on the way to buy my lunch today, I hope it's not already been made."

"*ex-Olive Garden server shoveling dirt into a fresh grave* Tell me when."

"Now that Benedict XVI is out of work... ...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer."

"Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro-Bono"