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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting a self-serve fork business. It's called Go Fork Yourself."

"I love how they put Mexican translations on condom wrappers Like they use condoms anyway"

"What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage? About 2-3 inches."

"I spy with my little eye. A kid terrified with my literally little eye."

"Suicide gone wrong [CORNY] -Hey doc, so here's the thing, I felt really bad so I tried to kill myself with painkillers. -Seriously? And what happened? -After the first two, I felt much better."

"All generalizations are false, including this one."

"What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible? When Jesus cleared the temple."

"I always have a quick look over my shoulder when sorting out my washing for the washing machines ""Blacks!"" ""Coloured!"" ""Whites!"""

"What is the definition of irony? Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule."

"OMG, he's almost here. How's my hair? My clothes? How do I look? (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy."