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Joke of the Day

"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""

"What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent? Answer: The Pope!"

"How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy..."

"Australian Police are on the look out for a serial Aboriginal basher I called them up about it, apparently it's not a job"

"A 22 year old girl said to me ""there's NO WAY you are 41"" I put her in my pocket and took her home. She's mine now."

"I totally get why women are attracted to men who ride motorcycles. Like you increase your chances of getting to have two husbands by a lot."

"What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common? If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded."

"Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf"

"My sister is gifting me some rain forest this Christmas... Is it possible to hire some local loggers or will I have to travel to Brazil and cut it down myself?"

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the shit out of the dogs."