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Joke of the Day

"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""

"Boys are cute how they're all ""I like girls that don't wear heavy makeup"" and ""get down from that tree near my window or I'll call the cops"""

"Damn girl are you a kids movie from my generation because you're fun and cute but also horrifying in many ways I didn't originally realize."

"What do you call a hooker laying down? Whorizontal. Thanks, I'll show myself out."

"What is the most honest vegetable? Beetruet"

"Lif's too short"

"After I die, I want someone to periodically log in as me so it looks like I'm haunting Facebook."

"DOOM 4. All of the guns suck, so we made punching take forever."

"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !"

"Get ready for a corny joke! ***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?*** Life is a maze."