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Joke of the Day
"Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. -History"
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"I went to the doctor.... he pulled down his pants, and I said, ""Dr. ewwwwww!"" He said, ""My name's not Drew."""
"Ever heard a good joke about sodium? Na"
"How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you."
"GUY: are u in the 1% ME: more like the 2% GUY: well that's still great ME: [wondering why this guy's so in to milk] it's pretty cool I guess"
"If Panic! At the disco were Mexican... They would be called Hispanics at the disco"
"new way to pay A company in India is coming out with a competitive PayPal alternative called PayMyFriend."
"Your house is too dirty if you see bugs with little suitcases leaving it."
"What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDS"
"""What an ugly baby,"" I said, much more audibly than intended."