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Joke of the Day
"Homeless people have been known to step outside the box."
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"What does a black Santa say? Hoe, hoe, hoe."
"Best garage sale ever! It's not advertised, nobody's here and it's all free! It's like my neighbor accidentally left his garage door open."
"My wife is like a new credit card. 0% interest for 12 months."
"Fact: It's not masturbation if you use a puppet."
"""Some say I have a drinking problem"" *pours glass of water on lap*"
"A chicken & an egg are in bed together. The chicken lights up a cigarette, turns to the egg & says 'Well I guess that answers THAT question!'"
"What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac."
"When I go to the bar I get a Lindsey Lohan. It's a Shirley Temple with a lot of coke"
"Two priests in a car... ... as a cop pulls them over. ""Sir, we are looking for two child molesters..."" The priests look at each other and after a short moment the driver says: ""Okay, we'll do it"""