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Joke of the Day

"I'm fat and get laughed at when I say I have an eating disorder But I wouldn't be fat if I could stop eating disorder, datorder, and da other one too"

"Why did Hitler lose WWII? He did NAZI it coming"

"You wouldn't believe me after reading my TL but my 1st language actually is English"

"Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband 'I've been thinking' He replies 'Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up'."

"An old joke, regardless its still hilarious. A cheetah would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Would."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around."

"Make a man a fire: he'll be warm for the night Set a man on fire: he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Q :Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy? A :I dont know, and i dont care"

"What do you get when you mash up an avagadro? Guacamole."

"NORTH WEST KIM AND KANYE HAVE DECIDED TO NAME THE BABY 'NORTH'. I WONDER IF THE BABY WAS CONCIEVED AT THE MILE HIGH CLUB ON NORTH WEST AIRLINES"