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Joke of the Day
"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."
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"Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!"
"I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day. Big mistake."
"Told my daughter I was into incest... She's taking it pretty hard..."
"How does a fallopian tube take its eggs? (Ovaries Z)"
"Did you hear about the one asian guy who failed calculus? He was the odd Nguyen out."
"Got busted for shoplifting once in Canada and had to deal with their whole irritating Good Cop/Great Cop routine."
"Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!"
"I just swept a girl off her feet. I'm quite an aggressive janitor."
"i hate when you google stuff like 'insidious' it gives you the definition but when you google 'butt' it doesn't. define butt for me damn it"