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Joke of the Day
"Nobel Prize winners are a lot like farmers Oftentimes they are outstanding in their field."
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"I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy. It turns out I'm galactose intolerant."
"Lightbulbs in Magaluf What type of lightbulbs go clubbing in Magaluf*? LEDs (*Note for any US viewers Magaluf is a popular destination in Spain for Brits that go on massive drinking/clubbing holidays)"
"'I can't find my dollar bill' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today.'"
"A bird in hand may be worth two in a bush, but a nut in a bush is worth two in a hand."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite car? Kiaaaaaaaa"
"Confucius say to quiet the herd One must shut the flock up"
"I only want to know 1 thing form a fortune teller; where I am going to die. Because then I'd never go there!"
"Thank God for nipples... Without it..... Boobs would be pointless"
"I challenged a guy to a game of Pool. ""The winner gets to sleep with my girlfriend,"" I declared. Boy, did he look smug when he won. Jokes on him though, I don't have a girlfriend."