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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells"
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"What do you call a french gayman? A faguette."
"A Social Justice Warrior went to the doctor about their weight problem. The doctors says to avoid trans fats. The Social Justice Warrior asks, am I allowed to use Tumblr?"
"I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notices that there's a new version of itself."
"How do you outrun a horse, tiger, lion, and elephant that are chasing you. Get your drunk ass off of the merry-go-round."
"If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?"
"Black Lives Matter. Of course they do. How else would we keep score?"
"I asked the guy from 127 Hours for help with my homework. He said, ""I would give you a hand, but I'm stumped."" I'll show myself out."
"What do identical stars do? Twin-kle"
"*decides to workout* *lays on ground to do sit-up* *find skittle on ground* *eats it* *takes nap*"