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Joke of the Day
"How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them"
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"DUMPED BY HIS GIRLFRIEND Q: Why was the 6'6"" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9"" girlfriend dumped him? A: He was nuts over her."
"Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights."
"What do a Feminist and a Hockey Player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."
"What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn? Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave."
"When she found the ring in the spaghetti she said yes, but the more rings she found the madder she got, and eventually she changed her mind."
"Bravo, Oscar, Oscar, Bravo, Sierra"
"What did the hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on a head."
"After the Heimlich maneuver what's the best way to stop someone from choking? To pull it out."
"How do you buy hair? You have toupee"