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Joke of the Day
"What is the meaning of trust? A cannibal giving you a blowjob"
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"I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person."
"Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!"
"Dark humour is like a kid with cancer It never gets old Edit: Credits to /u/CookieDestroyer66 He da real MVP."
"I like my girls like I like my pepperoni pizza White, full of fat and red dots all over them... :-("
"What's the difference between this post and a fire truck? A fire truck is red and has four wheels while this post is a complete fucking waste of your time."
"I'll never reveal my secrets. Alcohol: Lol."
"What do you call a statue of a ballsack? A scrotum totem"
"""On this episode of 60 Minutes, we'll talk to a woman who had a baby but did not change her Facebook profile picture to a photo of it..."""
"'How I Met Your Mother'- is definitely The longest TED talk ever!"