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Joke of the Day

"If getting drunk and eating pizza rolls is wrong then maybe I don't fully comprehend how a kindergarten open house actually works."

"Reddit censorship is getting out of hand [removed]"

"I wish my grass was emo..... So it would cut itself"

"You cannot play with me unless you blow me. -Balloon"

"Thinking about opening a restaurant for breast cancer survivors. It's called Hooter."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken... I'll see myself out now.."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit making 'Airplane' refrences"

"Christian Singles sounds like a Kraft product."

"Did you hear Tarantino is making a documentary about the Catholic Church? It's called Pulpit Fiction"

"Mary had a little lamb, until she learned about lamb chops."