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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between this post and a fire truck? A fire truck is red and has four wheels while this post is a complete fucking waste of your time."

"What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter."

"Remember when people used to have to be in shape to wear tank tops?"

"It's a good thing my new Thai girlfriend doesn't have an issue with small penises. I just wish she didnt have one."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Imported fair trade from Africa."

"Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf"

"Dates are like golf strokes The fewer it takes for you to score, the better your game."

"I was having trouble settling into my new house, so I went to a therapist He said I have an apartment complex"

"Do you know why bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired."

"What's a four letter word for ""a butt load of fun""? Anal"