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Joke of the Day

"""On this episode of 60 Minutes, we'll talk to a woman who had a baby but did not change her Facebook profile picture to a photo of it..."""

"What did the lonely hedgehog get at the sex shop? A pinecone."

"How is air like sex? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"what do anal sex and vegetables have in common? you enjoy both more as an adult if they arent forced on you as a child."

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, They're both stuck up cunts!"

"My boss My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Stephen."

"I have a knock knock joke. You start."

"""exorcise"" and ""exercise"" sound alike because they're both the work of the Devil"

"A Freudian slip... ...is where you say one thing but fuck your mother."

"Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? The pig took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was the pig next door."