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Joke of the Day

"I like my girls like I like my pepperoni pizza White, full of fat and red dots all over them... :-("

"What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse!!!"

"Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if you name was ""MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH."""

"What do Jews in Nazi Germany and children at Penn State have in common? They're both afraid of showers"

"As a Chinese comedian many people ask about my opinion on our government... I can't complain."

"Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left him."

"What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely."

"So much traffic around the funeral home... I guess it's not a dying business."

"A ginger, a brunette and a blonde in Hell Just kidding, how could a ginger go to hell without a soul?"

"What was shaken and is now stirred? Haiti."