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Joke of the Day

"Dark humour is like a kid with cancer It never gets old Edit: Credits to /u/CookieDestroyer66 He da real MVP."

"So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready. ^^stole ^^this ^^from ^^twitter, ^^sorry"

"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea."

"My experience at the doctor's.... So I went to the doctor's office today and he told me I had to stop jerking off. I asked why. He said ""Because I need to give you your physical."""

"What sucks about being an egg? You get laid once, and it's by your mom."

"One Mississippi... two Mississippi... just kidding! One Mississippi is quite enough."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"if you turn the patterns on their shirts 90 degrees... the trusted REFEREE becomes the despicable PRISONER.... truly life is a fragile Bitch"

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo and I got lookout!"

"What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot? Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another."