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Joke of the Day

"My neighbour tells me that he's poured a trail of spiced wine all the way from my house to his. But when I go outside to check... There isn't a punch line."

"Boko Haram Has Really CHANGED. I used to like these guys a lot. ""Whiter Shade of Pale"" was a great, great song. Look at them now. What happened with them? They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!"

"What do you call a botched circumcision? A total rip-off."

"Most of the jokes posted here are like gay muslims Beaten to death."

"What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund? A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money"

"One of my legs is longer than the other. I've spent years trying to get it rectified... But I just end up going around in circles."

"What do snakes take for their sniffles? Antihissssstamines!"

"If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific"

"What do you call a deaf chick in bed? Anything you want"

"Man of Steel question. When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be? Liberace?"