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Joke of the Day
"""Are you chewing, boy?"" said the teacher ""This is the worst blowjob I've had all day"""
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"The bartender says..... ""We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!"" A tachyon enters a bar."
"What do you call an old John Cena? John Cenile"
"Mom hires magician for birthday party, Voldemort #badluckbrian"
"Still in line for the iPhone 5. I'm the only one here. Thinking this might actually be an abandoned Radio Shack. Still, gonna be worth it!"
"""I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers... ""I'm here for the hookers and the booze."""
"You know you spend way too much time on Twitter when your wife asks what you're doing online and ""porn"" is a better answer."
"A joke from my old physics professor.. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China."
"What's the slowest, most painful way to kill yourself? Get married."
"How physicists see other sciences: Biology: squishy physics Geology: slow physics Computer Science: virtual physics Psychology: people physics Chemistry: impure physics Math: physics minus the units"