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Joke of the Day

"Why can you trust a musician? Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss."

"Women don't deserve to be paid as much as men and should stay in the kitchen. I'd go on, but that's the misogyngist of it."

"Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings? Because he was always coming in a little behind."

"There once was a woman named Hill (ary) There once was a woman named Hill whose cunt was of case-hardened steel. She would get a great thrill from an emery wheel, or an off-center pneumatic drill."

"What do you call somebody who pretends to play on a player piano? A Penis"

"A women can only run as fast as her boobs will allow her."

"How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven? Jesus said to him ""Behold! I am risen!"" and he said ""That's nice I don't bereave you."""

"Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !"

"How does the Hulk make money? He flips houses."

"Everyone should have a good, somewhat clean, joke on hand to tell in a pinch. What's yours?"