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Joke of the Day

"What do you call somebody who's attracted to vagrants? A hobosexual."

"Youtube criticism police in a nutshell No."

"Why are iPhones' batteries not called apple juice Because they don't have enough juice in them ^Explanation: ^circlejerk ^on ^iPhone's ^battery ^running ^out ^fast don't kill me pls, i love apple ^yay"

"You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? Pluck a duck."

"""Is Phil coming tonight?"" ""Phil Smith or Phil that has the eyesight of a bird?"" *suddenly a man runs face first into the sliding glass door*"

"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"

"Don't you hate it when people ask for upvotes? Upvote if you agree."

"We should have a horse for president. All in favor say 'neigh'."

"What did the Nazi do after World War II? He became a veteran Aryan."

"My dad turns 60 today. Only 9 more years until I can make the kind of jokes that'll show him what a shining beacon of disappointment I am."