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Joke of the Day

"""911 wats ur emergency"" hi-- huh? um-- so, uh-- ah. oh geez. well im only just now realizimg that the girl at the bar gave me a fake number"

"Whenever someone says ""I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart"", all I hear is ""I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart""."

"BREAKING NEWS! Lorena Bobbitt involved in a road rage incident. She cut off some dick in traffic."

"Need Terrorism Jokes for a Terrorism and Communication class. Help a brother out!"

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it"

"I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived. That's what I do when I'm going to escape."

"What do you call a sarcastic Canadian cow? Cowlin Mockery"

"How do you count cows? With a cowculator"

"What do my boyfriend and the internet have in common [NSFW] They both go down during sexy times"

"How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell!"