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Joke of the Day
"How do you count cows? With a cowculator"
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"What do you call bread baked in the south? inbred"
"Some people say they get runner's high... I just get runner's OH GOD MY CHEST IS COLLAPSING I FEEL LIKE DEATH"
"My grandma coined the term ""TC"" in 1988 to refer to her tuna casserole."
"""I love it when you call me Big Papa."" -obese Dad who's comfortable in his own skin to his child"
"What is a pedophile music teacher's favorite chord? A minor."
"One plus of being a fast walker is that when I'm forced to walk slowly with another person, I can pretend I'm on the moon"
"""Here, let me fill your head with a bunch of opinionated bullshit that's not actually news"" - Every major news outlet"
"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes Dontthinkhesawus."
"Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything."