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Joke of the Day

"Need Terrorism Jokes for a Terrorism and Communication class. Help a brother out!"

"*gets lockjaw when putting on eyeliner*"

"Im using free internet because my neighbor did not protect his wifi via password."

"Why Do Farts Smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too!"

"What does sex have in common with a savings account... What does sex have in common with a savings account? Answer is: ""You lose interest once you make a withdrawal""."

"The guy at the urinal next to me must really like my wrist watch."

"I used to have a dog named Ass. RIP Ass"

"Tsunamis are caused by dolphins breakdancing to celebrate passing another IQ test."

"Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri ""What do women want?"" She's been talking nonstop for the last two days now."

"Stopped drinking coffee 3 days ago, and feel less and less addicted to caffeine with every new cup of my own pee."