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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sarcastic Canadian cow? Cowlin Mockery"
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"You know what a satisfied woman sounds like? I didn't think so."
"Did you hear Giuseppe went to the bowling alley last night? Ebola perfect game!"
"Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday."
"How do you pick up a Muslim girl? Piece by piece"
"Why do people draw sunglasses on the sun? It's like, dude, he's the sun. They make sunglasses because of him."
"I like my women how I like my fish. Battered. I thought of it all by myself! :D"
"Why are divorces so damn expensive? Because they are fucking worth it!"
"What do wolves even want from the moon?"
"WAITER: soup or salad? CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it..."