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Joke of the Day
"What do my boyfriend and the internet have in common [NSFW] They both go down during sexy times"
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"Well no wonder we haven't cured cancer yet. Our standard for the ""best medicine"" is laughter."
"How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way."
"What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!"
"What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? A Voltswagen"
"where is the best way to hide a nutella? i'm nutelling you"
"Wife: Valentine's day is right around the corner. Me: No worries, so is Wal-Mart."
"I want a pet otter just so I can introduce it as my otter half."
"A woman had a dog with no legs. She took it out for a drag every morning."
"What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist? By selling your guitar."