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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it"

"When I hear the word ""aftermath"" - it always makes me hungry. At school, lunch period followed Math class, so we ate ""aftermath"""

"On my tax form I checked the single box but added ""and looking""."

"more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Beyonce running through your veins"

"Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!"

"Confessions A man goes to a priest and says : ""Father i have sinned a lot lately. I hustled some money from a Jew"". The priest answers :""Son that's not a sin, it's a MIRACLE ! """

"Therapist: Alright, let's start at the beginning Me: *Sighs* I guess it all really started when I wasn't born a centaur"

"My girlfriend told me she likes vaginal sex more than anal sex because it's a lot cleaner No shit"

"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club ..but I'd never met herbivore."

"I wanted to make friends but I had no facebook So I went out on the street and started shouting what I cooked, ate or drank. Right now I've got 3 followers - two cops and a psychiatrist"