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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Bob"

"First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes her skin had the glow of a peach her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me."

"Taught a man how to BUY fish. So much easier."

"A banker broke up with his girlfriend... He lost interest."

"It's been quite a while since I saw a movie with Jane, Henry, or Bridget I guess it's true what they say - absence makes the heart grow Fonda."

"He says I'm cute when I'm mad. Well he has no idea of how gorgeous I can be."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud."

"My neighbor is constantly whining about her small breasts. I think she's being a little too melondramatic"

"I used to be a missing cat Now I'm in a band"

"I bet every time Vanilla sets his razor down on the bathroom sink, he looks up in the mirror, rubs his newly smooth face & says ""Shaved Ice"""