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Joke of the Day
"My wife worships me She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday"
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"Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !"
"Give A Man A Fish Give a man a fish and he'll say, ""This is incorrect; I ordered a Big Mac"". Teach a man how to fish and he'll say, ""What the fuck kind of McDonald's is this, anyway?"""
"*cleans house while wife's out* W: *walks in* wow babe, thanks so- M: APRIL FOOL'S *runs around making huge mess til it's worse than before*"
"She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day....I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I'M the weirdo???"
"What is a East Indian child's favourite game? Hide and go Sikh"
"""It's good but it's not right."" Roy Walker having sex with a corpse."
"Everyone tells me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe"
"People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to become a comedian... well nobody's laughing now!"
"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."